I need a portable air conditioner

I saw the funniest thing at a picnic yesterday.

You know those little refrigerators that truckers use? They plug into the car outlet and they keep food really cold.

I used to have one and take it camping. It would get so cold that it would actually freeze the food on the bottom. Anyway, I saw this lady at the park with one of those little refrigerators plugged into her car. The door to the refrigerator was removed and her miniature poodle was just sitting in the refrigerator chilling out. The little dog looks so cool and comfortable in there. I, on the other hand, was pretty warm outside at the park. The little dog in the refrigerator really got me to thinking. Why can’t they invent a portable air conditioner that really works? I’ve tried a bunch of portable air conditioners and none of them are any good. To start with, they aren’t really air conditioners. They’re just evaporators. They work very differently. However, the cooling mechanism in the little portable refrigerators is real. It works just the same way as an air conditioner does. So if they can make a portable refrigerator why can’t they make a real portable air conditioner? Then we could all be comfortable just like that little dog. Heck, if I could fit in a portable refrigerator, I’d jump in there too. Then at least I would be cool while still enjoying the outdoors. When I told this to my girlfriend, she said that I could get the same result by just sitting in my car with the air conditioner on. Although that’s sort of true, it’s just not the same thing. I need a portable air conditioner that can travel with me.
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